Stomach Pangs

A couple of things that make my stomach turn:

1) Today, I found out that not only is South Carolina one of the top 10 most dangerous states, it is also top ten in the most unhealthy in the USA. So on top of paying me next to nothing to work here, getting all of the latest trends in fashion and music extremely late, we also have to deal with the fact that after we save up all of our money, we will probably get robbed. For instance, in a neighborhood not far from my home town (maybe in my hometown, who knows), a woman was shot in her leg by random gunfire from outside - in her house. Not to mention a man was stabbed by a tenant while breaking into his house in the same area. And unhealthy includes STD cases as well. Crazy.

2) After doing so well in my eating habits, I had a Rice Crispy treat with my sub today. That was a bad idea, my stomach is doing jumping jacks at 6:30pm and I don't get out of this class until like 9pm. OMG.

3) Fox news and friends decided that it would be a good idea to put Obama on blast for a statement he made in response to one of his pastor's sermons. This prompted some to leave set, an interview to go sour, and a statement that "As a white person, I am offended that Obama would say something like that." Well as a black person, you make my stomach turn. It offends me Fox News (and Friends) that you all have conservative, supremest ideals that attempt to show the Black community as a nuisance to society and frequently interrupt and prevent statement that may say anything otherwise.

4) What makes my stomach turn. Shady female(s). Yes. Shady female(s). And the men who entertain them. Oh and shady females who try to curse somebody out because they lost their phone when clearly it was attempted to be returned. I hope you drive by that "place" and get it before someone else not so nice finds it and throws it in the woods.

5) Because 5 is such a round number. The last thing that makes my stomach turn is knowing that senioritis has snuck up on me, and I don't have a choice but to do that which I must.

'Tis All.

It's Crunch Time

The real world is right around the corner. So what does that mean for a Libra? That it's time to think of ways to use my career as excuse to travel and have fun so I won't wreck myself in the end.

Papers and classes are getting more demanding as the day progresses, not to mention that stress levels are skyrocketing in between workouts. And my body is accustomed to getting up at 8 30 am for no apparent reason other than just to sit around, considering my classes and job schedules don't start until late. Heck, I'm not even enjoying Spring Break as a Break because I am working on everything but relaxing.

So, this is just short sweet and to the point. Nothing major to think about other than the fact that the realization of adulthood is like a car crash into a brick wall.

'Tis All.

P.S. God is still working in my life!

Adventures in Slutdom- I mean Mushroom Kingdom

Once upon a time there was a slut princess by the name of Peach...Ok ok just kidding.

The true adventure in Slutdom begins with a question: WTF do people think its cute to poke hard penises in your back when you are walking by the in club? I mean if you are really that hard from dancing I'mma need for you to do so much better with your self control or put some better drawers on. Seriously.

Never is it cute to walk around a public place pointing at everybody. Even if you have to go to the bathroom and work that thing out, do that, for the sake of mankind.

I don't need a walking advertisement of your penile erection. "Hey girl, my dick is big" what the fuck fudge ever. I don't want it. If it is big, keep that to your self. Surprise somebody. Contrary to that TLC song, Ain't nobody gonna beg if it ain't a third leg. Find that girl who gonna talk noise about how you ain't worth nothing then whip that out on her when you take that hoe (yeah I said it) home to blow her back out. And wait for her to Clap you up.

Speaking of slutdom, I love me some Prince. I mean, he met a girl named Nikki who was a sex fiend sitting in a hotel lobby masturbating to magazines...and he couldn't resist when Nikki started to grind. Well go ahead Nikki. Woot. Let's not even mention Erotic City. Prince songs just make you wanna commit adultery and fornication, don't they? I would post the videos from Youtube, but they have been removed due to the lawsuit. Oh Prince, wherefore art thy videos?

'Tis All.

Workout Recommendation

For the total of $1, (yes o-n-e dollar) I purchased the Susane Cox Aerobic Dance Workout from Wal-Mart. And because I am not getting paid to endorse this, I'll just say it works. Really.

But seriously folks, let me know what rocks your socks when it's time to rock out. Cause I seem this real big dude running today and I was like whoa, if he can do it, I can do it too. He had the Ipod and was all wet from the rain (or sweat- whichever you prefer) and it motivated me. But see he doesn't have breasts, big breasts, that may hit him in the eye while exercising so...I'll think I'll stick to what I know, thank you very much.

In other news, there was a lightening to Earth warning, I was picked up by parking enforcement, the Chicken Philly from Pot Belly Deli is not the business, being a Bust It Baby is quite disgusting and I am mad at the hoes that are participating, and for once, I just don't have an appetite.

Being Wanted

"The grass is always greener..."

[It has been over a week, so I think that it's time to bless the masses with another blog entry.]

So during a conversation, it was determined that you are more attracted to your mate when others are attracted to him/her. And it is funny, well to me anyway. I mean, that dude that you didn't want gets so fine all of a sudden and you're like "dang, he wanted to be with me and treat me right at one point and time. Now I'm SOL." Yep, you're right. S.O.L. And when your man is fine, that's an ego boost. You want to go EVERYWHERE and make sure these hating heifers know that he's all yours. And men, it's the same. Don't act like you don't get that big head when your girl turn heads.

But the real issue is why hating @$$ females (excuse me) be looking for an opportunity to homewreck? I mean I LOVE me some Will Smith, Okay? But that doesn't mean AT ALL that I am sitting around my house (or on my computer), thinking of ways and opportunities to get at him. Clearly he is happy with me Jada, and I am all for a happy, lasting, Black couple. Clearly though, if Will wasn't with me Jada and Jesus wasn't my savior, I'd be hiring assassins, CIA, and paying Castro to get at him. Seriously.

Men: "Let's hang out and be friends" is an excuse. That chick is plotting on you, and you will find yourself in a sticky situation. Y'all will accidentally drink a lil something, eat a little something, then wake up the next day like dang - wtf did I just do?

Females: "I'm just trying to get to know you a lil' better. I know you got a man and all, but ain't nothing wrong with having friends." Negra please. We all know what that is about. Because he wouldn't approach you like that if he really wanted to be just friends with you in the first place. Obviously.


But yeah, there is nothing wrong with attractions, they are natural. It's respecting the boundaries that are in place when said situation occurs. C'mon people.

But these females. Help me Jesus. They. don't. know. how. to. act. Lord have mercy. My final word on the matter - too little, too late. Don't even think about it.

I can't help that I'm hot.

'Tis All.