Adventures in Slutdom- I mean Mushroom Kingdom

Once upon a time there was a slut princess by the name of Peach...Ok ok just kidding.

The true adventure in Slutdom begins with a question: WTF do people think its cute to poke hard penises in your back when you are walking by the in club? I mean if you are really that hard from dancing I'mma need for you to do so much better with your self control or put some better drawers on. Seriously.

Never is it cute to walk around a public place pointing at everybody. Even if you have to go to the bathroom and work that thing out, do that, for the sake of mankind.

I don't need a walking advertisement of your penile erection. "Hey girl, my dick is big" what the fuck fudge ever. I don't want it. If it is big, keep that to your self. Surprise somebody. Contrary to that TLC song, Ain't nobody gonna beg if it ain't a third leg. Find that girl who gonna talk noise about how you ain't worth nothing then whip that out on her when you take that hoe (yeah I said it) home to blow her back out. And wait for her to Clap you up.

Speaking of slutdom, I love me some Prince. I mean, he met a girl named Nikki who was a sex fiend sitting in a hotel lobby masturbating to magazines...and he couldn't resist when Nikki started to grind. Well go ahead Nikki. Woot. Let's not even mention Erotic City. Prince songs just make you wanna commit adultery and fornication, don't they? I would post the videos from Youtube, but they have been removed due to the lawsuit. Oh Prince, wherefore art thy videos?

'Tis All.