Announcement from the Judgment Seat

OMG, it has been almost two weeks since I last wrote on this blog! I am so not proud of myself, but I did finish one of my three 15 page papers last night. Woot!

This is my announcement:

Cohesiveness is a must in today's society. It would be lovely to understand the things people are trying to communicate (And if you have made it this far, I think that I am doing a good job).

Exhibit A: Drive through speakers are not what's good in the streets. If I have to ask you to repeat my order for me more than three times while cutting the radio off, leaning out of the driver's side window and asking for confirmation from my fellow riders to make sure that I was not losing my hearing, then there is a problem. By the time I get my food, I'm not hungry anymore. I am filled from the frustration of trying to decipher what you have just said. I ordered side salad with Italian dressing, not a Caesar salad with ranch. I have a fish sandwich* with cheese. Not
chili cheese fries. Thank you kindly.

It is more important for me to understand, because if I am over charged, then boo- boo the fool is you. Don't charge me twice for the same thing and say, well most people get more than one. First of all I am not most people, and second of all, don't try to argue me down about what I ordered. I know what I received on that plate... Waffle House, I swear! I don't know why I keep going back to the cesspool.

But, forgetting the tangent. I just want to emphasize that the world will understand many things so much more if we just make ourselves clear:

>I don't love YOU, I love things ABOUT you.

>You turn me on when you do THAT, you don't just turn me on.

>We would like to hire you, but your resume is sh!tty

>I'll call you right back, versus I will call you tomorrow

>That hairstyle would look nice... on someone else

You know. Just be clear.

'Tis All.

*Of course this fish sandwich is "low fat".... right...