What is the problem?

Don't you feel like asking people this sometimes when they are getting on your nerves?

You just want to look at them and say what is the problem, or what is your problem, or WTF is wrong with you, or whatever variation you prefer. I can't even go into details b/c it might put me in a compromising position.

But this is relevant in everyday life as well. DON'T send me a text and you are not my man (or a man that I am interested in) and say "what's up Sexy", "hey baby" or some other inappropriate non-relationship greeting. Even the Metro workers, don't call me a "shawty" or the like, I don't know you, man, WTF is your problem; then get mad when I don't say anything. Pff-shh. Unless you are that tall guy who wears his locs pulled back with the shape up in the front, the full lips, brown eyes, glasses, and the neatly trimmed mustache that gets off at my stop.

This is just a short random rant, and for this very reason, I want to start my own business. Pray for me saints that I don't end up making someone jump off of a cliff or slit their wrists to avoid having to ask this question.

'Tis All.

P.S.: You can always judge people by how they respond in times of crisis, and let me say officially that I love my family and friends very much so and this message does not apply to you.